ODE To The DIETER
Cholesterol is poisonous: So never eat it.
Sugar too may murder you: there is no way to beat it.
And fatty food may do you in: be certain to avoid it.
Some food was rich in vitamins but processing destroyed it.
So let your life be ordered by each documented fact.
And die of malnutrition- but arteries in tact.
I think these words sum it up...a great way to start the New year with this resolution, clean arteries and being malnourished or fat and happy (I choose the later)! Perfect gift for the foodie, professional dieter of chef!
Measures 11 1/2 x 4 1/2
Materials: wood.
